No, honey, don't take that. Honey, I need you to look at me, just look at me, okay? I haven't cried since the Cubbies lost it all in '03. එයාගේ වැඩේ ඉතින් ළමයි ගැනම බලන එක තමයි, උදේට ඇහැරවන එකේ ඉඳන් ස්කෝලෙ යවන එක, ගේන එක, එයාලගේ ගෙදර වැඩ පවා කරලා දෙන්නේ මෙයා තමයි. All I did today was, like, rub lotion on my face and talk, talk, talk, talk. I just needed a break. You were sick of being a mom, so you quit and you started partying with your weird, new friends, and blowing off work, and, oh, yeah, having sex with Lori Harkness' dad.
Her giant bush is 2,000 miles away. I wanna be a single mom. It's like a nun's closet. I say we go punch that chick right in the tits. Wait, how did you know? I mean, I have to iron Kent's underwear. Because I'm still trying to get laid.
This is a one-way street! I'm staying at the Waldorf. It's not a reading game! Most of these dudes just play ping-pong all day. Do you understand how hard it is to get into an Ivy League school now? I'm glad I ran into you. I would never do this for my kid. Every time I think about that big, dumb motherfucker going off to college, I wanna cry like a baby. Hit her with it, G. Anyway, I will be putting together.
We're killing ourselves, trying to be perfect, and it's making us insane. Oh, I'm so happy you guys dragged me out of the house. How do you expect me. What do we have here? You will make the soccer team, I promise. Well, you quit coming to the office. And as if creating a more perfect holiday for their families wasn't hard enough, they must do all of that while hosting and entertaining their own mothers. I feel like maybe he missed that.
I can't, uh, do the math right now. And you make pretty good calzone. Now, I don't have anything nice to say to anyone, but I have to tell you, I just love you. Just scream and get outta there! Are you trying to get laid or adopted? Now, this is a list of the toxic ingredients that are absolutely banned from the bake sale. Coach says I'm not starting. I'm gonna stay the whole stupid game.
Well, it ain't gonna happen for you guys. Because being a mom today is impossible! We should be teaching them how to be good people! God, and they have way too much homework. Move, move, get me in here. And I'm never gonna get into a car with you. I hope you like it. It was a great party, Am.
Skip forward a little bit. Due to copyright issues, we do not provide any torrent links. But I can't come home. Yeah, it's just menopause, right? Because I'm going to hit her where it counts. They got an indoor-outdoor pool, room service, 18-hole golf course.
Do you guys wanna see it in black? It's a hummus wrap with some kale. The cheese is so hard. But with the diva Gwendolyn watching them like a hawk, will the girls make a stand against all forms of oppression? What, did you come to gloat? But on the plus side, she left way too much cash, so I think I'm gonna get fucked up! I walk over to the coffee maker and there is a bag of our coffee in the hotel room. This is gonna look so awesome on my college applications. We should not be teaching our kids how to be good test-takers. I caught Mike having an affair online with a woman, and I guess it's been going on for like 10 months.